Sarah Throm vs. The Catholic Church CONCLUSION

Here’s what you missed in last couple segments of The NOT SO Continuing Adventures of Sarah Throm, Super Spy:

Sarah was partnered with a guy named Agent Zacher. She hated him (he gives terrible first impressions), but slowly her feelings of hate turned to something of a hate crush, which is complicated. But together they found the root of evil in the Catholic Church. And his name was Father Kris. Sarah punched him in the face after presented evidence of his wrong doings. He admitted his wrong doings. But then his wife, Mary Goeke, wife of the church, knocked out Sarah Throm with a choir book. And that’s what you missed on… SARAH THROM SUPER SPY.

Father Kris squealed in delight. “Oh my wifey. What would I do without you?”

“I don’t know,” sighed Mary.

“Um, dudes? You know I’m still right here, right? With this gun? That’s pointed at you. You see this?” Agent Zacher pointed at his gun. “The only thing that’s changed here is your wife is going to prison for assaulting a government agent. You’re both pretty much f***ed. Plus, you hit my partner. Did you really think you were going to get away with this?”

Mary and Kris looked at each other.

“Well, yeah…” they said in unison.

“You guys are morons.”

“Hey!” yelled Mary, “words hurt!”

“So, did that choir book, you… [string of swear words so explicit it’s not allowed on the interwebs]!”

Sarah Throm seemed to have made a full recovery from the blow to the back of the head.

Mary passed out from all the hurt.

“My wife! You animal!”

Father Kris charged Agent Zacher. Zacher hit him strait in the forehead with the butt of his gun.

Zacher called for a pick up team and cuffed Mary and Kris. Zacher and Throm looked at each other, smiled, and then did an epic high five.

THE END