Prologue

“You‘ll never get away with this!” Screamed Baron Skullkrusher. “Never!”

She smiled, shot the grappling hook into the rafters of the castle, motioned the signature backwards peace sign, and jumped out the tiny window of the castle.

“F*** you Sarah Throm! You‘ll never to be a super spy! Never!”

Baron Skrullkrusher would have continued to question the integrity of Sarah Throm’s super spyness, but then his castle blew up. We‘re pretty sure he’s dead.

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“Congratulations on the success of your mission, Ms.Throm.”

“Thank you, Commissioner Martin.”

“Based on your recent success in the field, We‘ve decided to promote you to Alto status. This includes a license to kill, the stamina to eat raw octopus, and permission to sing in the hover car. Congratulations.”

A tear rolled down Sarah’s cheek. She was a completely legit. She felt like doing a jig.

“Your first mission; Take down the Catholic Church.”

An expression of giddiness passed over Sarah. She pumped her fist in the air.

“Indeed,” said Commissioner Martin.

To be Continued…